18
Dec

Raj ali pekel

   Posted by: ursie   in raznorazno

Ta zgodba bi mogla obkrožiti svet, pa bi se morda le kaj spremenilo. Pretvarjajte se za minuto, da raj in pekel res obstajata…

RAJ ALI PEKEL

Nekoč je imel človek priložnost, da se pogovori z bogom. Prosil ga je: “Bilo bi mi v zadovoljstvo, da bi spoznal, kako izgledajo nebesa in pekel”. Bog je človeka popeljal do dveh vrat.

Odprl je prva vrata in dovolil človeku, da je pogledal noter. Na sredini sobe je stala velika okrogla miza. Na sredini mize je stala velika posoda, polna okusne in dišeče hrane. Človeku so se začele cediti sline. Osebe, ki so sedele okoli mize, pa so bile vse po vrsti suhe in podhranjene ter so izgledale bolne. Vsi so v rokah imeli žlice z zelo dolgimi ročaji, ki so bile privezane na njihove roke. Ker so bili ročaji žlic daljši od njihovih rok, so lahko zajemali iz posode, vendar si hrane niso mogli dajati v usta, saj so bili ročaji daljši od njihovih rok. Človek se je kar stresel ob pogledu na njihovo trpljenje. Bog pa mu je rekel: “Pravkar si videl pekel”.

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Nato sta se napotila proti drugim vratom. Bog je odprl vrata in scena, ki sta jo videla, je bila identična tisti v prvi sobi. Tudi tukaj je bila na sredini sobe velika okrogla miza, na njej pa posoda polna okusne in dišeče hrane. Tudi osebe, ki so sedele za mizo, so imela na roke privezane enake dolge žlice, kot oni v prvi sobi, vendar so bile osebe v tej sobi dobro prehranjene in zadovoljne. Med sabo so se veselo pogovarjali in se smejali. Človek je dejal bogu, da tega ne razume. Bog mu je odgovoril, da je to čisto enostavno in da je vse odvisno samo od ene veščine. Ti ljudje tukaj, so se naučili hraniti drug drugega, oni v prvi sobi pa ne mislijo na nič drugega, kot samo vsak nase.

Spominjajte se te zgodbe in vedno podelite svojo žlico z drugimi.

14
Dec

What Kind Of 80′ Metal Are You?

   Posted by: ursie   in muska, raznorazno


Your result for What Kind of 80s Metal Are You?…

British New Wave of Heavy Metal

72% RAWK, 55% HAIR, 33% INTENSITY, 40% Wholesomeness and 23% EVIL!

You mean business. You’ve studied your craft, appreciate harmonies in both the vocals and the guitar parts, and want to ROCK – you are the “British New Wave of Heavy Metal”!
You also have style, image, and intensity, but that compliments instead of distracts from the most important thing – the music. You aren’t afraid to write 12 minute long epics based off classical literature, but you also mean to kick people’s heads in with your sound. Long hair, leather, tight jeans, and morbid artwork are a big part of your vibe, but in the end you are here to play your  guitar, bang your head, and leave with the hottest person in the audience. All in a nights work.

Bands include: Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Diamondhead


Take What Kind of 80s Metal Are You?
at HelloQuizzy
This test will scientifically decide which type of 80s metal your personality most coincides with.

9
Dec

Zimski čas

   Posted by: ursie   in osebno, razmišljanja, spomini

Že dolgo nisem nič pametnega napisala. Pa mogoče niti ni razlog to, da nimam dovolj časa, v zadnjem obdobju si ga nekako kar ne znam prav razporediti. Ovir na cesti ne zmanjka, ni minilo nekaj tednov od izpita, že so pred mano novi izzivi, morda še zahtevnejši in še bolj odločilni za nadaljnji potek življenja. Bom šla naprej po poti ambicije in razuma, ali bom izbrala pot emocij in miru? Zmanjkuje mi časa za milijon drobnih opravil in hobijev, ki bi jih še rada raziskala, še za blog mi zmanjka časa za uresničitev ideje, čeprav pomanjkanja idej ni.
Vsi vikendi so minili s svetlobno hitrostjo, a v prijetnem vzdušju srečanj. Prvič sem se vozila v snežnem metežu, bilo je zabavno, čeprav nisem vedela, ali bo moj peugeot zmogel speljati v spolzki klanec ali bom obtičala ob robu ceste. Komaj čakam praznike, pa ne zaradi okraševanja ali daril, temveč zaradi prijetnega občutka, ki preveva zrak zaradi pozitivne energije ljudi.

Imeli smo tudi deseto obletnico gimnazije. Še vedno se včasih počutimo kot najstniki, čeprav smo v življenju že daleč prišli, spoznali mnogo novega, napredovali na nove nivoje. A je nekaj magije v videnju obrazov starih prijateljev, da se z njimi smeješ, kot si se nekoč, pozabiš na minevanje let in se miselno transportiraš v obdobje, ko si bil brez velikih problemov, ko si na svet gledal z naivnimi očmi, ko so ti bili sošolci in prijatelji svet utehe, ko si sanjal z odprtimi očmi in si predstavljal vizijo bodočnosti. In ko te obdajajo zvoki iste glasbe kot pred desetimi leti, se odprejo vsi kanali nostalgije, ki te objame v svoj svetel žar. Ostali smo do jutra in ko sem z zmrznjenih šip ob pol štirih strgala svetleči se led in so zvezde v hladni noči bleščeče sijale name, sem se zavedela: lepo je živeti!

9
Dec

Koncerti

   Posted by: ursie   in dogodki, koncerti, muska, novo

* The Rasmus 9.2.2009, Klub Inbox Ljubljana, 20:30:
finski rock band

* Metallica 14.5.2009, Wienerstadthalle, Dunaj ; RAZPRODAN  :(
vroča roba, za več mesecev naprej že razprodan koncert…

* Lenny Kravitz 8.6. 2009, Hala Tivoli, Ljubljana:
v sklopu poletne turneje novega albuma It’s Time For A Love Revolution, se bo Lenny baje oglasil tudi v naši državi. Bomo videli.

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7
Dec

Ekonomija krav

   Posted by: ursie   in humor, svet


Stara fora, ampak še vedno neznansko smešna :D

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for
Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for
submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for
equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation
by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You
profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some
nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon
cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

IRANIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know economy.
You choose one of them as the leader of your country
and the other one as the president.

20
Nov

A Perfect Circle – Judith

   Posted by: ursie   in komadi, muska

Pesem Judith najdete na prvencu alternativne skupine A Perfect Circle (skupino je zasnoval Maynard James Keenan, idejni vodja progresivne metal skupine Tool). Album “Mer De Noms” so izdali leta 2000 (kar po naše pomeni “morje imen”; in res je večina naslovov skladb – ime).
Fajna rock glasba za mračne dni.

19
Nov

Doctor’s Orders!

   Posted by: ursie   in humor

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

The man replied, “Just doing what you said Doctor, ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The Doctor exclaimed, “I didn’t say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL.”